Official Merch (T-Shirts & more):

T-Shirt "Hast du Tomaten auf den Augen?"

This fun German expressions literally means "Do you have tomatoes on your eyes?", meaning "Are you blind?!"

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T-Shirt "Ick bin ein Berliner"


"Ick" is slang for "ich" and the literal translation of this funny Design is "I am a Berliner." Are you a Berliner too? :D

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T-Shirt "Nö"
 

"Nö" simply means "no" in German. So whenever someone wants something from you that you don't want to do you can just point at your t-shirt ;)

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T-Shirt "Prooost"
 

"Prost!" ist the German way to say "cheers!". Get ready for the next party with this design.

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T-Shirt "Aus dem Weg. Ich muss tanzen."

This shirt says "Out of the way I have to dance.". Are you ready for the dance floor?

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T-Shirt "Bist du betrunken?"

 
Meaning: "Are you drunk?".
In some "condition" it is difficult to fill out a form correctly, right? ðŸ¥´

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T-Shirt "Ohne Kaffee, ohne mich"
 

Do you also need a coffee before the day can actually start? Then this design is for you. Translation: "Without coffee, without me".

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Accessories like bags, mugs & stickers

Do you want to have your favourite design on a mug, tote bag or some stickers?
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 My Books:

Book/eBook: The 55 Best German Idioms & 20 Funniest Word Creations

Is your pig whistling, do you only understand train station or should your significant other go where the pepper grows?

German is a complex language at times, but when you start to throw idioms into the equation, that don’t seem to make any sense, then it’s no wonder you can become confused...

GET IT ON AMAZON (eBook: 3,36 EUR Paperback: 9,37 EUR)

eBook: Power-Deutsch mit Anja - Eine Reise durch mein Leben

Learn German expressions which are actually used in real life - while taking a trip through my life! In this book, you get real-life German stories in the form of diary entries.

This updated version comes with new stories, pdf and audio files so you can learn more German, improve your listening comprehension and practice your pronunciation!

GET IT HERE (26,00 EUR)

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